What's with the flashlight ads?

Kinja'd!!! "Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius" (rex-imperator)
02/15/2016 at 07:39 • Filed to: None

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It’s not just Gawker sites, it’s FB, spam in my personal and business email. Who is the governing body that bans flashlights and what type of SEAL team wannabe needs a special forces grade lighting devise to begin with?

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
02/15/2016 at 07:56

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You need a special forces grade flashlight to see inside that dark helmet.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
02/15/2016 at 08:13

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My mom is even getting dozens of spam emails about it. Talk about a weird marketing push.


Kinja'd!!! -this space for rent- > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
02/15/2016 at 08:18

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The ads irritate me because they load in a different order than the posts and make everything jump around on my phone when I’m scrolling.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > -this space for rent-
02/15/2016 at 08:58

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Like ninja they jump! Ninja phone to go with Delta Force flashlight.

WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!


Kinja'd!!! JeepJeremy > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
02/15/2016 at 09:24

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It's everywhere! I don't understand it either.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
02/15/2016 at 10:18

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It’s as bad as all the “Me-Undies, Dollar Shave Club, Blue Apron” ads.


Kinja'd!!! TokyoNRose-Wyoming, only a little worse than Colorado! > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
03/01/2016 at 23:17

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I know, nobody i know has the military flashlight or the hoodie or the belts that apparently flying off of shelves

No i dont want to look myself up no matter how “addicting” it is

I consider myself to be in a friendly relationship already so i dont care if those 10 or 7 or 5 (always changes) dating sites really work

This post acratched a huge itch ive had with this website, amen good sir, amen


Kinja'd!!! TokyoNRose-Wyoming, only a little worse than Colorado! > TheOnelectronic
03/01/2016 at 23:21

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That reminds me, why would i want an “illegal” flashlight? Is it to get that adolescent sense of rebelliousness? Im pretty sure my local police force has more things to care about than a flashlight, but what if a more stable town like the all to bored greenwich ct police department. Over there 3 cars get dispatched to a parking fine :P btw no matter what it tells you nowhere in the world is that “flying off of shelves”


Kinja'd!!! TokyoNRose-Wyoming, only a little worse than Colorado! > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
03/01/2016 at 23:26

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And as far as i know most people back in Wyoming are not fuming from the new regulations in vehicle insurance, were still as happy as can be, and Wyoming is one of the easiest states to own maintain and insure a car anyways

Damn compiterized unrelatable false ads